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amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

(via gratefulboheme)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via sychadelix)

thrintagecats:

rubyneptune:

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

wtf

A prayer for my younger self, who allowed fuckboys to get me thinking sex was over when he was satisfied.

See but my problem is I don’t have a point where I am actually “satisfied”

(Source: , via julieyyyyy)

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(via julieyyyyy)